PUNJABI SMS

Kagaz de fula ch sugand ni hundi
Lehra ton bina smundar ch tarang ni hundi
Bina akhian kise da didar ni hunda
La ke shartan kise naal pyaar ni hunda
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Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai
Agg pani da jor v koi nai
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai
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Dil vich teri yaad sajjna
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna
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Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi...!
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Master Jee,
Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.
Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.Je esstran v nai ho skda ty,
"kam waliyan"e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
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Tuada faithfully,
"Pappu Dukhi"
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waris shah patther zehan gulaab nai honday
korey waraq kitaab nai hunday

j kar laaiye yaari sajna
fer yaraan naal hisab nai hundy
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Baita 2 his father:
"abba ethay a ja
His mother: baita abbu nu izzat nal bulai da ae
baita corrects himself and said
"ABBA" izzat nal ethay a ja
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Ishq ishq ta har koi karde
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi
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Apni maa da arman mitti wich na mila bethin
wekhin koi nawa syapa na pa bethin
jery paisy mily ny tainu sabzi wasty kaka
ohda ESEY LOAD na karwa bethin
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Ishq ishq ta har koi karde
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi
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Dil vich teri yaad sajjna
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna
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Baba Bulley Shah farmaya:
Kalleyan ishq kamana okha
kisey nu yaar banana okha
Pyar pyar te har koi bole
kar k pyar nibhana okha
har koi dukhaan te huns lenda
kise da dard vandana okha
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton
Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi
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Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie
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Khushboo teri yaari di
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik
kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande
ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai
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Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.
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Rah de wich Khona Okha
Apna ap lakona okha
Enni wadh gaye wunya dari
Kalleyan beh ke rona okha
Dagh muhabbat wala bahu
Lag javay ta dhona okha
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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English da ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
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CHALAN TEER JUDAIYAN WALE HAZAR
ZAKHAM DO HOVAN TEY TAKLEF AK HOVY
GULAM FREDA DOSTI DA MAZA TAD ONDA
JEY KAFAN DO HOVAN TEY QABAR AK HOVY
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meri ruh wich mera yar wasda
meri ankha wich usda dedar wasda
meinu apne darda di parwah nai
par rab har waqt rahvay mera yaar wasda
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os nal yari kadi na layo jis nu apny tay gharoor howay
maa baap nu bura kadi na akhyo pawain lakh unna da kasoor howy
buray rastay kadi na jayo
chahay kitne v manzil door howay
raah janday nu dill kadi na dyo
chahay lakh moo tay noor howay
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tusi door gaye intizar kita
tusi kool aye pyar kita
tusi rus gae razi kita
tusi yad aye mis kita
jadu mis kita sms kita
ek gal daso sub kuj main kita
tusi ki kita
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Phullan naal gulaaban da ki tuk ban da
Chapal naal juraaban da ki tuk ban da
A hi soch k me sara paper khaali chad aya
k
sawaalan naal jawaaban ki tuk ban da
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2 sekh station ta gay unian na ajay tecket lena se k train chal pai
oh donion e pachay magar unna vichion 1 tran ta char gaya
o chadaian e kehn laga k tran roko
masfran pochia k hon kion
o kehn lega k ma ta uno chran aia se
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assi v smaart tusi v smaart
sada v rang saaf twada v rang saaf
bas ek choota jeya fark ae
aasi dil ton saaf tusi dimagh ton saaf
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(BULLAY SHAH)

DUKH DARDAAN DI LOR V KOI NAI
AGG PANI DA JOR V KOI NAI
CHANGA J HOVY TY IKO KAFI AY
BOHTY YAAR BANAVEN DI LOR V KOI NAI
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assi v smaart tusi v smaart
sada v rang saaf twada v rang saaf
bas ek choota jeya fark ae
aasi dil ton saaf tusi dimagh ton saaf
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meri rooh wich mera yaar wasda
meri akhan wich usda deedar wasda
meinu apne dardan dee parwa nai
per Rab karay her waqt rahvay mera yar hasda
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Baba bulaha shah farmaya
kalleyan ishaq kamana okha
kisay nu yaar bana okha
payar payar ta her koi bolay
kar k payar nibhana okha
Har koi dukhaan te hus landa
kisay da dard vandana okha
Gallan naal nai
rutbey milday
Jogi bhes vatana okha
koi kisay de gal nai sunda
Lokaan nu sumjehana okha
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c
main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c
main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c
na paper ohnu aanda c
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Akhan di benuri changi nai hundi
Dostan to dori changi nai hundi
kadi kadi milya vi kar yara
Har veley SMS nal gal puri nai hundi
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Milan nu zindgi ch lok hajar milde ne
kujh dusman te kujh yaar milde ne
jde nafrat te kade pyar milde ne
Par kismat valeyan nu hi saache yaar milde ne
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Punjabi version
of Baby Baby Yes mama

Kaki Kaki
Haan Bebey
Cheeni Khaadi
Na Bebey
Chooth Boldi
Na Bebey
Jhooth Mardi
Na Bebey
Lawan Jutti
HaHaHa
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tusi door gaye intizar kita
tusi kool aye pyar kita
tusi rus gae razi kita
tusi yad aye mis kita
jadu mis kita sms kita
ek gal daso sub kuj main kita
tusi ki kita
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Mere Ishaq dey wich mashkook na ho
Nahi aj tak Ghalat nigah keeti
Teri har mulakat mein aenj keeti
jiven Moosa naal KHUDA keeti
Nahi fark keeta teri pooja wich
Nahi khatryan di parwah keeti
Ikk tenu RUBB nahi keh sakdi
Baki sari rassam ada keeti
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Hun sirkari mal raj k lutu,

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

Khao pio mojan lutto

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

Ameer nu lamy pa k kuto,

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

Es msg nu agay sutto

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto
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aj ishq de tournament ander,
mein pyar da final haar gya,
Hui husn di bating tez bari,
Har chikka boundary tun paar gya,
Mera dilber gugliyan bollan wich,
Mene pyar da bouncer mar gya,
Kita catch unay mira dil yaro,
Main jitiya match v haar gya,
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"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
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<((> mis kitta
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INNNNA ,,
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           ./.> SAARA
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jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a
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okha lang da waqt wachoray da
bina yaar guzara kown karay
dunya tu kinara ho sakda
yaaran tu kinrara kown karay
koi ik din howay te lang janda saari umar guzara kown karay
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"80" 20" tere dil "20" 13"
"10" sohnia "13" ki khial a
"11" belian nu enj nai "27"da
piar nal piar da jawab hona chai da
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