Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...
Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho...
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Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi
GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?
Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye...
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Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj
Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda
Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?
Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.
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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat
Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?
Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota...
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Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha
Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha
Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye
Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..
"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna
Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry..
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Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki
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Jab Bhi Gali Me Chalo,
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
Q K
Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi,
Bal K
Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances Bhi
Barh Jate Hai..;-)
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Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?
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Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai
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Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
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A man loved his wife sincerely & never
desired any other female...
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For more jokes, stay in touch with me!
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SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"
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During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..
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Lesson from 3 Idiots ( Wednesday, March 23, 2011 )
Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D
Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D
Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..
Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.
GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.
GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
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Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"
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"hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay"
(",)--=-
/))
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thaa.thaa. thaa.:-)
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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Husband: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Husband: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.
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Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,
Doctor
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Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...
<('.')
/"/> Oohoo
/"\ye to socha hi nahi....
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Car Se Chooza Takra k Behosh Ho Gya
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Aadmi Choozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:
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Chhoza Jaga To Bola=
Oho,Jail HO GAI,
Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya:-
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British:-Can you swim?
Pathan:-No
British:-Dog is better than you because he can swim.
Pathan:-Can you swim?
British:-Yes
Pathan:-Then what's different between you & dog.
GEO PATHAN:-)
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Teacher:
Who is The Male Of Duck?
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Student:
Frog!
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Teacher:
Why?
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Student.
Because Frog is
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"MANDUCK"..
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Forward as received
Pakistan ka match daikhnay aadab:
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1.Pakistan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhain.
2.Doraane match aayat ul kursi ka wird jari rakhein.
3.Match say zyada duaon mein khuzoo-o-khushoo
ka muzahira karein.
4.Catch chootnay ki surat mein lahol parhein.
5.Catch pakray janay ki surat mein
Allah ki hamd-o-sana karein.
6.Semi final aur final ka roza rakhein.
7.Match musallay per baith kar daikhein
(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB=AFRIDI=)....:8
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Pathan was eating roast in hotel
after eating roast he as chewing bone
beside him a Indian was eating PULSE
he make jokes with Pathan and asked him
what are eating dogs in your town
Pathan siad : PULSE
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"Bye" Ek chota sa lafz Hy jo bht takleef deta hy,
Ehsas Dilata hy k jis k 7 aap hain kya pata phir na hon
islye kbi na kahen "Bye"
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Hamesha kahen
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"Chal Nikal Yar"
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dost pathan se:
"tum to aj doctor kay pas janay wale thay ,kyun nae gaye?"
pathan:"yara hum kal jaey ga aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai...
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Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,
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Wah wah wah
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Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,
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Maine jo shair maara to shairni bevah ho gai
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1: SHAKS DOKAN PER SODA LANY GAYA
DOKANDAR KO 10 KA NOTE DIA.
DOKANDAR NA KAHA KAY YA NOTE NAKLI HA QAIDE
AZAM KAY SAR PER TO TOPI HI NAHEN HA.
TO US NA KAHA BAYWAKOF YA YA TASWER
GARMION KAY DINO KI HA.
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Aaya Tha Imtehan Mein Mazmoon Husn Pr,
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Parchay Mein Sab Ne Chehra Mera Bana Diya.)
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(',')Ufff...
)(>Ye
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Bhi na...?
1st Aae hain sb.
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1 baat mjhy raat bhar sony nahi deti.........
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Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bow
80+90 kaisy
100???
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It should be 170.
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DR KI SHAHDI EK NURSE SE HOGAI ,DOST NE PUCHA
SUNA KAISI GUZAR RAHI HE LIFE. DR KYA SUNAOUN
JAB TAQ SISTER NA KHOUN SUNTI HI NAHI
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press down 4 ur "eid gift
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ALLAH APP KO AQAL DE:AJ KIA EID HAI?
NAHI NA.TU GIFT KESA
HAA HAA.
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Kamyabi Hamesha un ki qadam chomti he,
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jo socks utarne k bad apne pao dhote hen...
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Ek admi ne pathan se pocha
ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai
to wo sare ande tere
or ye bhi btade kitne ande hain
to wo 8 k 8 tere
or agr ye bhi bta de kiss k hain
to wo murgi bhi teri
Pathan:yara koi ishara to de
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thank u for watching my movie (taare mobile par)
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Yun PAKISTAN Se Dushmani Achi Nahi India
sheela Teri jawan He or Munni pahle hi badnaam he
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pathan, jungle se guzer raha tha k 1 churaail ne kaha
main tumhy nahi jany don gi pathan hath mila
teri bahan mery ghar hy
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Larka:
"Dil ruba."
Larki:
"Balance bhijwa."
Larka:
"Paisay nahi."
Larki:
"Kaisay nahi?"
Larka:
"Mehangai hai."
Larki:
"Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai."
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can u translate the following in Urdu?
Sun+Lion+1/4 kg
Sochen
Nai pta?
Plz try kren
Aftab Sher Pao
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